Absurd Movies

  • 2023
    Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

    Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

    Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

    5.0662023HD

    After Christopher Robin abandons them for college, Pooh and Piglet embark on a bloody rampage as they search for a new source of food.

    Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
  • 2007
    Transformers

    Transformers

    Transformers

    6.8082007HD

    Young teenager Sam Witwicky becomes involved in the ancient struggle between two extraterrestrial factions of transforming robots – the heroic Autobot...

    Transformers
  • 2017
    Victor Crowley

    Victor Crowley

    Victor Crowley

    5.6742017HD

    Ten years ago, over forty people were brutally torn to pieces in Louisiana’s Honey Island Swamp. Over the past decade, lone survivor Andrew’s claims t...

    Victor Crowley
  • 2012
    Dark Shadows

    Dark Shadows

    Dark Shadows

    6.12012HD

    Vampire Barnabas Collins is inadvertently freed from his tomb and emerges into the very changed world of 1972. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find...

    Dark Shadows
  • 2020
    The Old Guard

    The Old Guard

    The Old Guard

    7.1412020HD

    Four undying warriors who've secretly protected humanity for centuries become targeted for their mysterious powers just as they discover a new immorta...

    The Old Guard
  • 1978
    Drunken Master

    Drunken Master

    Drunken Master

    7.41978HD

    After being punished for getting into trouble, a mischievous young man is sent to train under a brutal, but slovenly old beggar, who teaches him the s...

    Drunken Master
  • 2018
    Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

    6.82018HD

    In an alternate present-day version of Oakland, black telemarketer Cassius Green discovers a magical key to professional success – which propels him i...

    Sorry to Bother You
  • 2005
    Lady Vengeance

    Lady Vengeance

    Lady Vengeance

    7.5432005HD

    Released after being wrongfully convicted and imprisoned for 13 years, a woman begins executing her elaborate plan of retribution.

    Lady Vengeance
  • 2023
    Dream Scenario

    Dream Scenario

    Dream Scenario

    6.72023HD

    Hapless family man Paul Matthews finds his life turned upside down when millions of strangers suddenly start seeing him in their dreams. But when his...

    Dream Scenario
  • 1982
    48 Hrs.

    48 Hrs.

    48 Hrs.

    6.71982HD

    A hard-nosed cop reluctantly teams up with a wise-cracking criminal temporarily paroled to him, in order to track down a killer.

    48 Hrs.
  • 2020
    Hillbilly Elegy

    Hillbilly Elegy

    Hillbilly Elegy

    6.7192020HD

    An urgent phone call pulls a Yale Law student back to his Ohio hometown, where he reflects on three generations of family history and his own future.

    Hillbilly Elegy
  • 2004
    The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

    The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

    The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

    7.12004HD

    Renowned oceanographer Steve Zissou has sworn vengeance upon the rare shark that devoured a member of his crew. In addition to his regular team, he is...

    The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • 2023
    Haunted Mansion

    Haunted Mansion

    Haunted Mansion

    6.52023HD

    A woman and her son enlist a motley crew of so-called spiritual experts to help rid their home of supernatural squatters.

    Haunted Mansion
  • 2004
    AVP: Alien vs. Predator

    AVP: Alien vs. Predator

    AVP: Alien vs. Predator

    5.92004HD

    When scientists discover something near Antarctica that appears to be a buried Pyramid, they send a research team out to investigate. Little do they k...

    AVP: Alien vs. Predator
  • 1985
    National Lampoon's European Vacation

    National Lampoon's European Vacation

    National Lampoon's European Vacation

    6.21985HD

    The Griswalds win a vacation to Europe on a game show, and so pack their bags for the continent. They do their best to catch the flavor of Europe, but...

    National Lampoon's European Vacation
  • 2021
    Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    6.32021HD

    Evan Hansen, a high schooler with social anxiety, unintentionally gets caught up in a lie after the family of a classmate who committed suicide mistak...

    Dear Evan Hansen
  • 2024
    Mea Culpa

    Mea Culpa

    Mea Culpa

    5.72024HD

    A criminal defense attorney must choose between family, duty and her own dangerous desires when she takes on the case of an artist accused of murder.

    Mea Culpa
  • 2016
    The Neon Demon

    The Neon Demon

    The Neon Demon

    6.5112016HD

    When aspiring model Jesse moves to Los Angeles, her youth and vitality are devoured by a group of beauty-obsessed women who will take any means necess...

    The Neon Demon
  • 1985
    Weird Science

    Weird Science

    Weird Science

    6.51985HD

    Two unpopular teenagers, Gary and Wyatt, fail at all attempts to be accepted by their peers. Their desperation to be liked leads them to "create" a wo...

    Weird Science
  • 2024
    Sight

    Sight

    Sight

    6.12024HD

    Ming Wang is an impoverished Chinese prodigy who flees Communist China to become a pioneering eye surgeon in America. When tasked with restoring the s...

    Sight